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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2015/05/27/wing-goth-girl-fetishes/WingID_Lust looks spooky and super hot right now. She says that the universe is trying to stop her from being a goth girl because she likes her hair black, but she is allergic to black hair
livdunham: mypencalledwalter: earringphone: The Scene Universe, in which the Fringe team tries to make it look like someone else is taking casual pictures of them. I AMMM DEAD !!!! Peter Bishop you knock that off right now.
lookingfortheman: When I kiss you I see the stars, the ocean and all the universe… kiss you is like a little trip to heaven… What I’m trying to say is, that I really love kissing you ^^
Under the sea brah’s this is my sisters request and I was giggling the whole time making it, though it took longer then it usually does due to the finger, like I just sat there angry, then thought it was funny again, tried drawing, get angry, repeat
From Storyboard Artist Lamar Abrams: STEVEN and GARNET are obsessed with trying to take the perfect selfie, but everywhere they go, the lighting is just AWFUL! It looks like they’ll need the help of local teens, JENNY and her sister KIKI, for some
“Nanako is like a little sister to the Protagonist, so like the Protagonist, I tried to make her universally appealing. In fact, it wasn’t enough that I try, since we already knew Nanako would get kidnapped during the course of the game. I needed
So, here’s my first “successful” Peridork design since I was trying to do her in my style for like 2 months. Cannot lie, the newest episode hit me hard, so here she is XD [plus I don’t have time for doing the rest of her body,
bardsona: nothing is funnier to me than the universal phenomenon of people telling stories of classmates who wronged them years prior but addressing those people by like, their entire name every time. as if they’re an old nemesis whose name hasn’t
sustainablefarming: colethewolf: gay-irl: gay🍆irl Gays guys are the most powerful beings in the universe he went to the ER trying to imitate porn and yall are acting like this is a normal thing
rabalogy:rabalogy:Finally watched Lars and the Cool Kids! What was the significance of the cool kids resembling the gems? Was it that Lars is trying to fit in with the cool kids like Steven is with the gems…? hey look yup lol
carltonsandwichbanks: featherdusters: someone who doesnt watch steven universe explain whats going on here Small dorito student tries to explain to her science teacher how fat the ass was. But the teacher is not impressed. She has most likely seen
edgeargento: Cherrie is the name I finally decided on for the tri-fusion of Rouge, Blaze, and Amy I made a whiles back. This is her. A slight redesign to keep it less “Amy like.” Quite happy with how it came out. There will be more of here in the
whoosh-whoosh-tardis-noises:Trying to explain something from the Doctor Who extended universe to someone who is unfamiliar with the show is like trying to explain an inside joke, only the joke’s not funny, it’s slowly dawning on you that you sound
Another request from my little sister. She wanted me to draw wolf Amethyst so I got carried away and drew all the Gems as dogs. Garnet is a mastiff (well, in theory), Amethyst a wolf (obv), Pearl is a dachshund, and Steven is a mixed breed puppy. To be
Pearl looks SUPER serious about learning about these piñata things. Like “yes, tell me more about the celebratory human custom of beating colorful paper animals”
princesssilverglow: And this is how it looks when I try to draw even if I’m tired, have a headache, and shouldn’t be on the laptop at all… Yay! It’s still better than trying to force myself into sleeping. I kinda like that one though… the style
neo-rama: STEVEN and GARNET are obsessed with trying to take the perfect selfie, but everywhere they go, the lighting is just AWFUL! It looks like they’ll need the help of local teens, JENNY and her sister KIKI, for some pointers. This all happens
dragon-ice: kurozu501: callmekitto: I really like the characterization of the Gems on how they respond to human social mores like, Amethyst goes “Ha ha! Human stuff is weird! This is awesome!” And just rolls with it. Pearl is like “Enhhhh how.
So I’ve been trying to figure out what Pearl is saying in “So Many Birthdays”, right after she smashes the pie into her face. Its muffled and she’s sobbing so its hard to hear and sounds kind of like nonsense, but it also sounds
princesssilverglow replied to your post:So I’ve been trying to figure out what Pearl is… Yes I hear it too ^^ But it’s nearly impossible to clearly hear what she says. But I think it’s something like “I (or we) can’t save him.” The
lunarepsilon: I tried to be quick with this and I would’ve done something w/Rose and Steven but like I felt it would be too feelsy;; so I just stuck with Pearl and Steven because Pearl is totes a mommy to him, I was gonna do all three of the gems,
recursorsprite: I really like how in “Frybo” Steven pretty much immediately tries to get the gem shard to Pearl after he finds it and figures out what it does. I mean, there are so many shows where the exact same premise would end up with the kid
graceybird replied to your post: Waaaait, if the mirror in “Mirror Gem”… Also Steven’s holding a mirror in the first clip. Persoanlly I think the Amethyst bit might be from Indirect Kiss and Steven is like desperately trying to fix her
oreides: i like how everyone thought rose was gonna be like. small and chubby like amethyst and then its like NAH YALL ROSE IS HUGE SHE TOWERS OVER GREG LIKE IM P SURE THIS ANGLE IS JUST GREG TRYING TO GET HER IN THE PHOTO TOO so she’s like what
megamadridista4life: Whoever Googled this… this may be a result of something like Akinator, because my little sister was trying to have it guess “Sugilite” the other day and it seemed to be on the right track (“is the character on
OK but like waaay back in March I was trying to draw a Pearl and Zazu comparison but I abandoned it but I still have the sketch at first I was just drawing it because I like Pearl and I like Zazu but it occured to me just how much they can in common
aspiring-kryptonian: It’s one thing when people watch a kid’s show with even the slightest inkling of a mature theme or idea and say “HOW IS THIS A KID’S SHOW?!?!?!?!”, but it’s another entirely when someone literally forgets that what they’re
This was Pearl’s expression when Garnet said “I’m confident Pearl is right” Also, she’s crouched in a very uncomfortable looking position, like her weight is pretty much entirely on the ball of her left foot. I mean, I know
gem-glow:Trying to draw when someone’s watching you like
mister-gus:I’m trying to hit as many of these gemsona-week drawing prompts as I can!★Cool Dad! - An afternoon of bonding with Garnet.Mr. Gusite and Garnet would bond over music- namely the fact that they both like to rap. It starts off as a battle
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nowthatsanairship: So from the tags people put on that other sketch I take it you guys like happy Rose/Pearl? So do I here is another one of my 8 bajillion Steven Universe warmup drawings (this is a more recent one, I’ve been trying to work on my comic
I spent most of last night making the Gems in Sims 3 and starting up a house for them. I really have no idea what I’m doing and trying to manage 4 people at once is, like, a lot but its been fun so far
cazzart: First pic on the new art blog! I’m not sure about colors (I redid this like 90 times trying to figure out what I liked best and somehow landed here) but hopefully it looks alright now! ….Giant Woman is still one of my fav eps shhh
I like this idea of, like, when there’s things that sort characters based on reading some kind of inner self or something (such as the Sorting Hat in Harry Potter), that it would get very confused when trying to sort Steven. Steven is both himself but
keira-chann: Why is painting digitally so hard~? Obviously, this is more of my painting practice. Trying to find my own style, I only like the hair though ;U; Gosh, Pearl`s younger self was so salty, I loved it XD
There’s a particular way Hilary Florido draws Steven’s face (like something about the nose and the proportions of the face) that I can’t really explain but I can spot her scenes because of it (I mean this in a good way, of course)
cant-get-enough-pearl: More Pearl in tuxedos aka I AM SO FREAKIN ULTRA GAY
It looks like iTunes is leaving “Hit the Diamond” as a solo episode and grouping “Steven Floats” and “Drop Beat Dad” together which… is odd and I don’t know why they did that or what this means for the
I’ve been sitting here for like a half an hour trying to articulate how awful that article is but… I can’t. Its just so bad. I can’t even fathom how someone could end up with that interpretation, much less feel like it was legitimate enough
I’m pretty dang sick at the moment, but if I don’t move, like, at all, I feel pretty OK. So I’ll do that for a while and then I’m like “Oh, Artie, you were just exaggerating about being sick, you’re totally fine, stop being melodramatic”
commanderpanty: Here it is finally a week later. I’m sorry if anyone was waiting for it, but I was not looking forward to coloring the background. I’m trying to draw backgrounds more so I can improve, but that doesn’t mean I like it… But I hope
I was trying to screencap the flower on my phone but my phone is super laggy so I just completely missed it but the resulting screencap is so inexplicably funny to me. It’s just like “Look! Here’s some dirt.”
magneito: magneito: magneito: does it smell like updog in here?? this is literally the oldest joke in the universe i cannot fucking believe you fell for this i tried to make my mom fall for it and she said “updog? is that a yoga position?? stop
roisale: i tried so hard to think of a caption but in the end i was just like. god. ennoshita is so ideal. this is the One universal truth i live by
arianacopyingmariah: it’s like the universe is trying to tell us something
coltre: lately I feel like the entire universe is trying all ways to get on my nerves
laurenzuke: the-snowflake-owl: I’m trying to figure out how this man’s body is supposed to look like underneath that giant jacket. actually i was going more for a crop top… geez how many times do i gotta revise this drawing
Man, I feel like I tried to draw six different things for this episode, but nuffin’ stuck. Still, Beach Party is good, and the Pizza’s nonchalance around magic raises many questions.
mimicteixeira: mimicteixeira: Falling star chpater IV this time things got badly for Peridot, i feel so bad for Peridot here! like is not even fair, she was just trying to get the gems to like her QnQ if you want to see how Peridot got into this
blackfashion: Hi this is my cousin, she is a Afroperuvian girl trying to be in the Miss Peru Universe, she needs likes in this page, please afroperuvian people never win because the racism here, we are the minority of the population, it’s would be
trainthief:Pardon me while I beat a dead horse but it’s just SO funny how Tolkien was trying to think of a way to continue the fun little universe he invented, and right off the bat he was like “bilbo is way too much of a rude bitch to handle the
jen-iii: ‘Anger built up within them, and Ruby’s tears burnt down their skin. They didn’t deserve this! Crushing Sapphire close they stood, and spun gently in the water, trying to soothe her sobbing. Her legs draped limply over their hips; her
They’re teaching Steven a new song. Feat. Lil angry slice of pie trying to figure out what this ‘Jam session’ they speak of. Is it a rutual to disrupt radio frequencies? We just don’t know